Tuesday night in 671 James, Jack, and I were talking about Paul Simon's Song. Simon writes "there must be 50 ways to leave your lover," but he only lists five! I think it is a great song, but what about the other forty-five? Well, maybe if Paul Simon wrote that song now he might have been able to find all fifty ways on the internet. Apparently, we are not the only people to have discussed this topic. Thanks to technology, here is a list of 45 additional ways to leave your lover. I found 76 ways that rhymed on the internet with no intention of using any.
